At peak, 3 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 139 agents were hired across 2 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 213 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 6 telemetry event(s):

  • 7781630b-62bc-480a-b357-de060222f59e
  • a6249622-d7a0-4289-b029-7b94de728e59
  • 5317d243-1f32-4734-af7b-4b188b275627
  • b1f4f7c9-d45e-4abd-a6f8-0841573b2b1a
  • b891df03-60bc-4972-9eba-d4196f681521
  • 8ff02f16-c2ef-4082-b59d-7b3c2167ced1