At peak, 2 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 155 agents were hired across 2 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 227 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 2 telemetry event(s):

  • 7ae3dd4e-45d8-47ad-b3e9-63e1b67e11ff
  • 1759d57a-32cd-40b9-bbd4-9377b46c7ea7