At peak, 2 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 124 agents were hired across 2 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 195 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 2 telemetry event(s):

  • 95cfdce2-e346-467a-b341-1ed5443be85b
  • feeb03fe-023a-497c-a9c9-814e97b6dfed