At peak, 2 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 154 agents were hired across 3 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 291 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 3 telemetry event(s):

  • 0b259f86-7704-4cb5-a58b-ffa3396b60db
  • f2e96e53-622a-4779-88d8-ce9f81fe4f6f
  • 80a1551b-2121-4866-9ee5-8fc8cd39e109