At peak, 2 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 189 agents were hired across 4 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 328 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 3 telemetry event(s):

  • adc6112c-7043-46e1-ac84-1fdd31bd601a
  • e12da34e-eb2e-4512-ab00-731d73b7c1ae
  • 59ffaa54-18b9-4ab2-957b-70d320727b62