At peak, 4 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 4571 agents were hired across 100 hours; 3 different models split the work by role. A dedicated supervision lane spent 6638 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 6 telemetry event(s):

  • f56a3919-dee5-4063-a525-6d3a9ae855e0
  • 023974b8-99f7-4a2b-933f-38b769b6212a
  • 34523777-0bc5-4d7c-bae5-e2768c324b87
  • 5c552d3d-af76-43b1-bc5a-560a75000a40
  • 855dea9c-8c72-45df-ab29-0aa3f98c1a10
  • 14186226-7e98-4357-be7d-52d3203cddbd