At peak, 5 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 1861 agents were hired across 28 hours; 3 different models split the work by role. A dedicated supervision lane spent 2859 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 7 telemetry event(s):

  • 08856dfa-27e9-4ce8-8158-836750465414
  • f43e8036-c74d-4133-92ec-f05affc6954a
  • 7adf69d0-f893-414a-a100-d0dd2a347cfc
  • 0d8f7e66-e0b2-4f37-b6ee-25ec727b6945
  • 6c25ae83-4da9-401e-9c3a-3fd55494b133
  • 4bfd6ad8-330d-4063-afe0-a77cbbf20801
  • befaf00b-f9e6-4d27-a291-5d3b7a87691a